An old college friend is opening a boutique shop in the city. She invites me by to try her cupcakes. When I arrive, she's wearing a Victoria's Secret-like silk thing. 'Here's what I need your help with' she says, hiking up her negligee to reveal a massive neon sign with the words 'Come On Inn' written on it over her crotch, saying 'Do you think it's too much?'

I am eating pizza and trip over a large box of pizza boxes. My trip starts a chain reaction in which the 'Mac Dude' gets hit with all the cardboard and falls to the ground. One of the boxes hits my foot and splits it neatly in half, horizontally. The bottom of my foot hangs off revealing I have chicken wings for feet.