Sunday, September 25, 2022

Recording with Josh Homme

I am in a small house's kitchen. There is music emanating from the basement. My head peaks down the stairs as my friend Nate emerges. 'Josh asked me to play on the album and do the tour', he says. 'I need you to give this to me and not be jealous.' He stares me in the eye and walks away. My emotions become angered. Trying to get down the stairs, I cannot manage the steps. Laughter is heard and I realize it is Nikki Lane smoking with Josh listening to the new album they are recording. 

A voice screams to me from outside the house. In a giant field stands Josh's ex wife. 'Come join my band', she says, 'and we will make the greatest album ever heard'. I run through the field to where she is standing but she is gone. In her place is a wolf. Looking over my shoulder, I see my friend Nate drinking coffee on the house's porch nodding his head slowly at me.