Monday, June 04, 2007

A friend recommends Starbucks as a great place to find an engagement ring. The rings come in their cup sizes (Tall, Venti, Grande) and are all around $200. The problem is they are made of cake. An older Asian barista pulls out the rings one by one and crumbs fall all around. 'I can't get her one of these,' I say, 'She'll just eat it.'

2 Comments:

Blogger Eli said...

Ingestion is so much more meaningful to the Spanish than symbolic adornments. Your dream is on to something, mister...

2:40 PM  
Blogger born / raised / based said...

this one is amazing. write a song about that.

6:55 AM  

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