I live in a large trailer, and my dad is Randy Quaid. He is a mean and loud drunk and keeps insisting I call backhoe companies because 'There's oil in our 'backyard''. Meanwhile, my brother is Heath Ledger but as the gay cowboy, and I kept hiding his gayness from my dad (Quaid) to the point where he sneaks off to the dog house out back to have sex with men. My friend Rich comes by to record some vocal tracks. I keep getting distracted by an older but really hot blonde that looks like Naomi Watts but with total white trash hair and ripped jeans, and apparently my aunt, who keeps wanting to 'sex me'.